Spanking jokes
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| “ | A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." "Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" "Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?" |
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| — Anonymous | ||
Spanking jokes are acts or words that evoke laughter about spanking, often an amusing story with a punch line. Also, a mischievous trick, a prank, e.g. teenagers toweling each other in a locker room.
Handprince is a collector of child spanking jokes and publishes them on the Handprints website. On other websites and web forums you can find adult spanking jokes.
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| “ | Why is a naughty schoolboy like a steam locomotive? Because he has a tender behind! |
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| — Housemaster@MMSA | ||
