Spanking jokes

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
  — Anonymous

Spanking jokes are acts or words that evoke laughter about spanking, often an amusing story with a punch line. Also, a mischievous trick, a prank, e.g. teenagers toweling each other in a locker room.

Handprince is a collector of child spanking jokes and publishes them on the Handprints website. On other websites and web forums you can find adult spanking jokes.

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Why is a naughty schoolboy like a steam locomotive?

Because he has a tender behind!
  — Housemaster@MMSA